Seniors Network

A man saw an advertisement in a paper which read, “Porsche for sale: £200.” He went to view it, expecting to find a battered heap of rust, but instead found himself face to face with a gleaming new model in mint condition.

“Why are you selling it for £200?” he asked the lady.

“Simple. Last week, my husband ran off with his secretary. He said: “You can keep the house, but sell my Porsche and send the money to me.”