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 9 WORDS WOMEN USE

• (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

• (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

• (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

• (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

• (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing

• (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

• (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That will bring on a 'whatever').

• (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F-YOU!

• (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were to lazy to do it and had to wait till I came home to do it. Men should automatically know it has to be done.
  Also meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
  For the woman's response refer to # 3.